You know you are from Estonia when...

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1. You use the word ‘normal’ if something is ok.
2. You are nationalistic about Skype (it is actually an Estonian company)
3. You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located
4. You spit three times around your left shoulder for good luck
5. Words like "veoauto", "täieõiguslik" or "jää-äär" sound perfectly pronouncable to you
6. There can never be too much sarcasm
7. You have been to Finland
8. Your best friend's girlfriend is your English teacher's daughter and they live next door to your grandparents, who were colleagues with your advisor, who is friends with your...
9. You think that any beverage below 20% is non-alcoholic(...)
10. You check the thermometer before going out
11. You look in both directions before crossing the road, even if it's a one-way street (paluun, miks mu sõiduõpetaja siis mu peale karjub xD)
    
12. When someone asks you "where is Estonia?" you quickly reply that it's located in Northern Europe close to Finland...
13. Sour cream tastes good with everything
14. Kui sa saad aru, mis siia kirjutatud on
15. You find yourself continually ignoring the gender in other languages (!!!)
16. You say 'kurat' as at least every second word
17. When someone says "Estonians are so beautiful" you answer almost without emotions "I know
18. You don't think that terviSEKS is a funny word (ega "vahelduSEKS" ega "homSEKS" - no tegelt ka mis inimestel on sellega!! Grow up!)
19. You grin when someone you know says that they bought a BMW
20. You know that love for 3 oranges is not a weird sex thing and the phrase "x 6 me" makes absolutely sense
21. For you it is totally normal to eat food gone sour (hapupiim, hapukurk, hapukapsas, hapukoor)
22. Everyone in your family has pictures from funerals
23. "Ühesõnaga" means that a really long explanation is coming
24. A mention of a town with a population of a million or more causes you to panic slightly
25. When you come to a city that has a subway, you are prepared to spend a day just riding it. (Brüsseeeeeeel!!)
26. You feel that the University of Tartu is among the top 5 best/largest/oldest universities in the world, and if you've graduated from it, all paths in life are open for you.
27. You remember the 1-kroon bill and the 5-sent coin.
28. A person that speaks three languages isn't the slightest bit impressive. ("Ja sa oskad NII inglise KUI prantsuse keelt?????" -.-)
29. If it takes more than 10 minutes to drive somewhere within the city, you are mildly annoyed because it is too far.
30. You take it as inevitable that you will need to go abroad for some things: clothes, footwear, books, theme parks...
31. People who type slowly and carefully using only their index fingers are subconsciously considered to be foreigners.
32. The most difficult subjects you learned at school were Estonian history, Estonian geography and Estonian literature. And Russian.
33. You can speak with pride of Estonia's tallest mountain.
34. Buildings taller than 20 floors are sightseeing items where you bring visitors.
35. You are beginning to find Eino Baskin's jokes funny.
36. On June 23rd, you feel the irresistible urge to drink beer and eat barbeque meat.
37. When you hear "Kristina", you think of Shmigun, not Aguilera.
38. Every year you believe, deep in your heart, that Estonia will once again win the Eurovision Song Contest.
39. You're proud that Ernst Hemingway wrote that you can find at least one Estonian in every harbour in the world.
40. Ten months of the year it is too dark to be up and two months it is too light to go to bed.
41. You look down on people who ask if Estonia along with the rest of Eastern Europe is civilized by now / if Estonia belongs to the EU.
42. You are obsessed with your mobile phone's ringtones and you can't wait to get a new mobile. (Tegelt on nii, et, emme, mul on uut telefoni vaja... kui sa tahad, et mind eesti nr kätte saad (ilma leviprobleemiteta!!!) pead mulle ühe saatma.. x) )
43. You know what "spikerdama" means and have good memories of it.
44. You know what a "läbu" is.
45. You have lived in flats more than houses.
46. You'd love to get your 12th grade exam results texted to you.
47. You have porridge for breakfast. (ei eksisteeeriiiiiii!!)
48. You notice summer has come because "Reporter" changes name to "Suvereporter"
49. You consider constantly smiling and friendly people high on drugs or just annoying. (trop fort xD!!)
50. You don't even expect a victory from the Estonian football team, but you still follow the game with great emotions. (keegi ei mõistnud mu eufooriat Türgi 0:0'iga ja Hispaania 0:3'ga COMEOOOON PEOPLEEE!!)
51. You feel butterflies in your belly when you hear Tõnis Mägi's song "Koit"